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Mexican Like A Boss

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Skylar Andrews is your typical white girl. She loves Starbucks, only wears Prada, and is girl crazy about boy bands. When Skylar spontaneously discovers that her long time crush is attracted to Latin chicas, she does her best to become one.

Jasmine Solis is your typical Mexican girl. She loves her grandma's chorizo, loves Jenni Rivera, and is extremely fun. She is the new girl in class. Unfortunately she got stuck in an all American school. The first person she meets asks a very strange favor of her. The so called Skylar asks her to teach her how to be Mexican.
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This is a very stereotypical book. If you get offended because you are American or Mexican, keep in mind that this whole book is a joke. I am Hispanic myself and i thought this was a pretty good idea. If you don't like this book then don't hesitate to remove it from your library. Please don't take this book seriously.
This book does have a few cuss words but I mean, who doesn't cuss now and then?All Rights Reserved

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Imperfect Us

A black woman named Lucy who works as a Barista at a cafe in New York city and enjoys reading novels ends up working for a stuck up ,snobby , Asian CEO who cares about nothing but himself and his money. An Asian CEO named Christian who owns a multimillion dollar Technology company decides to hire the woman who makes coffee at his favourite cafe but isn't really keen about her presence and only cares about his coffee and his company. Christian finally meets his match as Lucy doesn't take any shit from him and his attitude. He then ends up falling in love with her down the line ,but will Lucy ends up falling for Christian as they grow closer. Will Lucy be able to bring down the wall Christian has built up due to his past relationships or will she lose herself trying to find herself??? Or will Christian help Lucy find herself and also bring down the walls she built up due to her past. This is Imperfect Us.