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Mexican Like A Boss

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Parts 23
Time 2h 45m

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Skylar Andrews is your typical white girl. She loves Starbucks, only wears Prada, and is girl crazy about boy bands. When Skylar spontaneously discovers that her long time crush is attracted to Latin chicas, she does her best to become one.

Jasmine Solis is your typical Mexican girl. She loves her grandma's chorizo, loves Jenni Rivera, and is extremely fun. She is the new girl in class. Unfortunately she got stuck in an all American school. The first person she meets asks a very strange favor of her. The so called Skylar asks her to teach her how to be Mexican.
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This is a very stereotypical book. If you get offended because you are American or Mexican, keep in mind that this whole book is a joke. I am Hispanic myself and i thought this was a pretty good idea. If you don't like this book then don't hesitate to remove it from your library. Please don't take this book seriously.
This book does have a few cuss words but I mean, who doesn't cuss now and then?All Rights Reserved

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