Philosophical Quotes (Aka: Stupid Things My Bro Says)
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This book exists entirely due to the fact that my brother says some amazing crap. And I must document it.
P.S. Literally everything in this book is a direct quote from my brother. I'm not even joking.
He's twenty years old.
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