WARNING: Don't read this if you don't want to cringe. I wrote this a while back and it's baaaaad. An updated version is coming soon. ---- "ʜᴏᴡ ᴏʟᴅ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ?" ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ ʜᴀɪʀ ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ sᴛᴇʀɴʟʏ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴘɪɴᴋ-ʜᴀɪʀᴇᴅ ᴍᴀɴ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴅᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ʜᴀɴᴅ. ᴀʟʟ sᴇᴠᴇɴ sᴛᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴅᴀɢɢᴇʀs ᴀᴛ ᴍᴇ, ᴇxᴄᴇᴘᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ʜᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪɴᴛ ʜᴀɪʀ. ʜᴇ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ sᴇᴇᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴀʀᴇ. "ᴛʜ-ᴛʜɪʀᴛᴇᴇɴ..." ɪ ᴍᴀɴᴀɢᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴜᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴏᴜᴛ. ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ʙᴏʏ ʜᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴏᴡɴ ʀᴇᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴ.
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