Adventures of Ballwin
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This is the epic story of Ballwin Watterson, the zombie who has an excessive love of drugs.
It's a work of art, and one of the best stories you'll read in your life.
So, read on!
Rankings as of 6/22/18:
#339 in wtf
#209 in silly
#276 in highfantasy
P.S.: Some cursing, but we never show the drugs used.
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