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Adventures of Ballwin

Reads 380
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Parts 7
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Reads 380
Votes 19
Parts 7
Time 14m

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This is the epic story of Ballwin Watterson, the zombie who has an excessive love of drugs.

It's a work of art, and one of the best stories you'll read in your life.

So, read on!

Rankings as of 6/22/18:

#339 in wtf

#209 in silly

#276 in highfantasy

P.S.: Some cursing, but we never show the drugs used.All Rights Reserved

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