BFJ • Object Show
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Last published Tue, Sep 25, 2018
36 objects, battling for a- wHAT? A rubber duck named Jeffery?
You see, Jeffery is the god to these 36 objects. Though, these characters don't appreciate the true creator, a mysterious creature living in a different world. It was chosen to decide which object would own and keep Jeffery. Owning him, it's an honor.
Beneath that lies the mysteries of this unknown world, the secrets this "creature" holds, and 36 objects bending and tieing the strings of friendship, relationship, and trust.
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WARNING: This story contains mature themes, such as gore and sexual content. Read with caution.
Book written by @HyenaTahtLovesALeaf and @oh_my_words
Enjoy, bitches.
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