Dinosaur Ghost
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Dinosaurs are back from extinction and they're eating republicans! Is it because of the way their insistence on using fossil fuels (you know, fuels made from processed dinosaur remains), or does it have something to do with with what really killed the dinosaurs? (Spoiler: it was gay marriage) Only one sexy woman has the power to stop them. Can she do it before it's too late?
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