AMBU Rule N.1: "Never get caught by the enemy." (Watty Awards 2012)

Itachi: 'Read it, now.'
Hidan: 'Click 'n' read 'n' all that sh*t or Jashin'll get you.'
Pein: 'An order is an order, and my order is that you read this. Comply or die.'
Konan: 'Listen, and do as Pein says.'
Tobi: 'Tobi and book get along very well.'
"Madara": 'When I say read, you do not question, you just do. Understood?'
Kakazu: 'Read so Writing_Art can get famous and pay us back for wasting our time.'
Zetsu: '...just read it already.'
Deidara: 'This book is the 'bomb'...get it? I don't have to give you a reason to read it. You'll read it anyways.'
Kisame: 'Hn, I don't care wether they read your stupid book or not, just get that mic outta my face before I...'