Thorny and Horny (Phil X houseplant)
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Sloppy_Albino_Mud
Ongoing, First published May 07, 2018
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Phil has always been madly in love with Dan, or so he thought. He wasn't truly aware of what he lusted for until he had murdered the previous "love of his life". It was then that he caresses the smooth pot of the houseplant and felt pure ecstasy for the first time. It was like being born again. 

Follow Phil on his exciting journey!
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