Hilarious 1 sentence jokes
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Last published Mon, Jun 24, 2019
1 or 2 sentence jokes that'll make you laugh...
It's something new and don't forget to vote it'll seriously make my day.
Jokes you don't find everyday... Don't believe me check it out yourself you're only one click away.
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