The Secret Life Of Bangtan

[10:34 p.m, 10▪08▪18]

Angel: im gonna take it, im the small one?
Your Hoe: pretty accurate
Daddy: since when did you change your name?
Your Hoe: SINCE WHEN DID YOU?
Daddy: what? Somebody gotta be the dominant one here
Thot Jin: Ahem*
Daddy: g o t t a b l a s t
Your Hoe: Yoongi subs?
Thot Jin: ofc he does, that man cant top me, otherwise his ass is grass and it will be mowed on the daily
Angel: :^OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Your Hoe: Jin hyung i didnt know you had it inya lmao
Thot Jin: theres a lot of things you dont know about me
Daddy: he can give a banana one good SUCC, Namjoon lucky
Thot Jin: excuse me
June: real funny with the name, Yoongi hyung wtf
Daddy: win k
Thot Jin: sigh, guess we gonna start back at square 1, huh Yoongi?
Daddy: nu plz
Your Hoe: lmao

[4:25 p.m, 03▪08▪19]

Thot Jin: yo where tf is the Author
Daddy: up your ass and to the left
Your Hoe: isnt school starting for them?
Thot Jin: they had an entire summer no fuckin way
June: we dont have summer like that ya know
Angel: its like a week for us isnt it? Then exams
Thot Jin: she had 2 WHOLE FUCKING MONTHS
Daddy: clownery
June: at the finest
Your Hoe: *hands you clown card* you dropped this
Daddy: 🤡🤡🤡