A Final Season of Rick and Morty, step right up folks! Get stepped up! G-get-get your mind blown with Evil Morty, Interdimensional Cable, Szechuan sauce, new portal gun uses, Butter Passing Robot, manipulative spy lady, rare Ricks, answers ---- to all the shit, big character arcs 'n' shit, funny shit, sad shit, dark shit ---- oh boy is it ---- some more funny shit ---- shit, I already said that kinda ---- you get the idea! Get all your ---- your shit, it's all together, and it's all up in here folks! We're all going to die!
But wait, there's quotes:
Rick 86: "My name's GTF-1300579218686."
Morty: "Gosh, I wonder who's Rick A-1?"
Rick 86: "Probably committed suicide, or died as a kid-that's how most of us go. Correctional facilities didn't have low-voltage fences back then. But ---- I mean, there is one of us named A-1, but we just call him that because he's from a saucy dimension."
Summer: "Don't pause the movie Mom, I'm just going to the bathroom."
Rick: "There's no bathroom. Just see the animator's floor plan."
Rick: "Tell them to squirt the ketchup into a smiley face or I'll give them a bad review."
Morty: "W-Why? It'll smear ---- you won't be able to tell."
Rick: "Yeah but it will keep them on their toes so they won't mix up my order with some idiot's life-hating bean burger again."
Beth: "Or they'll just spit in your food."
Rick: "They pretty much always spit in my food, Beth, cuz there's no way I'm smiling or staying sober for piss-ass high schoolers when you can't even taste spit."
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"Hello again, Pizza Boy?" I glanced up at him with a smile. The blood was rushing out my head but it didn't bother me. "Are you back to make another attempt on my life?"
"Shut up," he fumbled, absolutely petrified. "I-I hate you!"
I laughed as we were both red in the face; one more sticky then the other, "Aww, I hate you too." My hands held my non-beating chest. "It's mutual trust me. But I guess you really want your Xbox back huh?"
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17 year-old Evelyn Gates has a quiet yet witty personality. She usually stays in the background and is mediocre at literally everything... just ask anyone. She enjoys the smell of pizza and watching Guy Fieri stuff his face with food in her free time.
Oh, and there's one more thing... she's immortal.
That's right, Evelyn can't die, and she doesn't know why. Her body just magically puts itself back together again after tragic incidents. She calls it a curse, but the one other person who knows about it calls it a miracle.
It's not until her pizza order turns deadly and her mom's boyfriend changes his outlook on life, when Evelyn finds out that there might be some more people involved with her immortality; people who are puppeteering her life and will stop at nothing but to destroy her.
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Started: August 18th 2020
Completed: April 12th 2021