Obama X Trump
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this is a joke if you're offended easily then don't read this thanks.
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it was a stormy day outside, Obama was walking down the street being gay and shit. He was pissed as fuck that Trumps yellow ugly ass got to ruin his beautiful health care. Meanwhile Trump was laughing maniacally at Obamas pain because the government sees everything
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could this unlikely pair become something more?
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people this fic is just a joke don't drag me
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