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8thgrade comedy fun humor insidejokes jokes middleschool nonfiction school teenagers

laugh. study. poke someone in their anus? umm...

8J is the 'most well-behaved class in 8th Grade'  and all the teachers love them. Well, like any other class, these guys love to joke around and make fun of people. In this book, we're gonna show you all our inside jokes and humor to make you laugh. (Maybe...)All Rights Reserved

8thgrade comedy fun humor insidejokes jokes middleschool nonfiction school teenagers

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