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Last published Wed, May 16, 2018
laugh. study. poke someone in their anus? umm...
8J is the 'most well-behaved class in 8th Grade' and all the teachers love them. Well, like any other class, these guys love to joke around and make fun of people. In this book, we're gonna show you all our inside jokes and humor to make you laugh. (Maybe...)
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