Marvelous Misadventures Of D&D
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Have you ever ran headfirst into an army of orcs?
How about using Mending on your friend's shattered leg?
Maybe you've yet to have your mute bard offend a goblin's mother with a spell.
These quotes tell the story of a party of idio- I mean, adventurers, myself being one of them!
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Hoi. It's Opal. I play D&D a lot, so here are some of the stupid quotes I've taken from our session.
Happy Reading!
-Opal
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