Marvelous Misadventures Of D&D
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Last published Wed, Jul 11, 2018
Have you ever ran headfirst into an army of orcs?
How about using Mending on your friend's shattered leg?
Maybe you've yet to have your mute bard offend a goblin's mother with a spell.
These quotes tell the story of a party of idio- I mean, adventurers, myself being one of them!
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Hoi. It's Opal. I play D&D a lot, so here are some of the stupid quotes I've taken from our session.
Happy Reading!
-Opal
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