A Plebeian's Guide to Playing the Violin Badly
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A commoner's guide to playing violin atrociously. Side-effects may include: being banished from your home (due to your horrible violin skills) or a very stressful life. Sequel to "A Wealthy Man's Guide to Playing the Violin Well." And as Friedrich Nietzsche says, "Without music, life would be a mistake."
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