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I Shit You Not

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Reads 772
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Parts 8
Time 1h 8m

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Potter is going to have quite a story to tell with the next 7 years at Hogwarts, especially when you add in some godly friends.

I did a shit ton of research on wizard family trees and I put Anaia where she would fit. Also, this fic is on fanfiction.net and ao3 just in case Wattpad isn't your cup of tea.

DISCONTINUED AND BEING REWRITTEN. I DON'T LIKE IT, SO I'M REDOING IT.All Rights Reserved

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Butterflies|H. Potter by nifflercookie

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The Blonde Bully [Draco X Reader] 15+ by ramircar015

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Consequences|| Draco Malfoy by Randomperson686

Your brother, Harry Potter absolutely hates the Malfoy's, Mainly Draco Malfoy. But you just can't seem to shake Draco from your head. You and Draco have been kinda close, but nothing special. But you and Draco get too close, and you have to face the consequences. This does not follow the Harry Potter storyline, there may be a few things here and there, but not many. (This kinda turns into a Fred Weasleys fanfic) So I guess Draco X Fred X Reader

The Tutor || D.M. by Rainbowcandy37

guys ik this is cringy 2020 was a trying time {Completed} You're a muggle-born who had gone to Hogwarts. It was your 4th year there, and you are in the Hufflepuff house & golden trio(which is now a quad). Your best friend is Hermione Granger. Since you are very smart(Yes you are, now own up to it), you tutor people your age and less. One of them happens to be Draco Malfoy. You start getting close With Draco, and... 6 Dec. 2020 - 26 Feb. 2021 CHARACTER CREDIT TO J.K. ROWLING #1 in: ★ Fanfiction - 5 /3/22 ★Draco - 5/3/22 ★ Malfoy - 5/3/22 ★ Hogwartsschoolofwitchcraftandwizardry - 17/5/21 ★ Magical - 5/8/21

Dracotok Story by draco_needs_a_hug

Started: September 29, 2020 Published: February 26, 2021 Finished uploading to Wattpad: December 27, 2024 Editing right now!!! Hi lol this is my first Draco fanfic I've ever made. It was posted first on TikTok (draco_needs_a_hug). I'm changing some things as I go along to make it better written. Like the timeline on TikTok is just not where it's at. Idk what I was thinking when I put Umbridge in year 6 🤧🤚 I hate the beginning of this story with a burning passion. (There's no flirty beginning before their relationship/sexy time. It just jumps right in)- IT GETS BETTER TRUST ME!!! Anywayssss, just bear 🐻 with me lol. All original character credit goes to J.K Rowling. Disclaimer: This is NOT A SMUT! There is some hot making out and fades to black though. There shouldn't be too many TWs, but I'll put them in the beginning of a chapters when necessary. There's also some swearing. Enjoy I guess ✌️

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The Arcane Witch | Harry Potter by Aiizen_

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