Satan x Jesus smut
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so my friend was like "Ayyy Marro can you like write a fanfic where Satan and Jesus is fucking even though God told them not to?" and I was like "ehhh... I dunno" yet here I am.
Keep in mind i'm not even remotely religious and don't take offense by this story cus they're basically fictional characters made up by humanity so like shush if you take offense and fuck off lol
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edit// Why am I doing this to myself lmAo I feel so bad for literally anyone checking my page its all shitty meme stories ffs im disappointed in myself
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