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Cricket Bower's Camera

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somewhat-satirical

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Dylan Harrows is gorgeous. He's got the smoldering dark eyes and the sweet smile, and also his abs are probably a God given gift. Everyone (and she does mean everyone) wants him. 

Cricket Bower is no different. Her... infatuation (her mom likes to call it something ridiculous, like her "obsession." Pfft.) is slowly taking over her life. The only problem? Dylan doesn't even know who she is. She's not even a fart of a blip on Dylan's radar, and that puts a real kink in her infallible plan to marry Dylan Harrows. 

Enter Helena Upland (or, as Cricket once knew her as, Lena.) Helena Upland is everything anyone would want - she's effortlessly beautiful, stupidly talented, and ridiculously smart. She's intoxicating and enigmatic and alluring in almost every way - Cricket wouldn't be surprised that Dylan's in love with her - but thankfully, and most importantly, she's willing to play matchmaker - for a price. 

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Dylan Harrows is asexual and no one knows it, not even himself, Lena Upland just wants a camera and maybe some cake, and Cricket Bower is gayer than expected.All Rights Reserved

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