B.A.R.F. Burgers Aren't Really Fancy

Jamie calls a restaurant one day to order sushi. But when Jamie tries to tell the person on the phone what she wants, they tell Jamie it's a burger place, not a sushi place.

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"Shutup and listen, I want twelve packs of sushi for my very fancy party!"

"Um, this is-"

"I don't care what your name is, I just want my sushi!"

"I was about to say, this is a burger place. We don't sell sushi.

"Then give me a twelve packs of burgers."

"Burgers aren't really fancy, you know."

"Since when do I care?"

"You said you need then for a very fancy party."

"So?"

"Burgers aren't really fancy."

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And just so you know, this book doesn't include:

'Good plots'

'Existing storylines'

'Happy endings'

'Good plot twists'

'Magical creatures' (take that, echo!)

'Non-cliché Characters'

Amazing book cover created by StoleAnEcho!

(Lol she makes all my book covers)