High Harry
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Last published Wed, Jul 3, 2019
How would the infamous Harry Potter behave if he was high? What if the horcrux was 99.9% of his brain? This book is a collection of stupid and ridickulus things Harry Potter might do if he was completely stupid, which he sorta is since Hermione had to constantly keep him alive, or higher than the empire state building. Updated randomly and requests for chapters are welcome!
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