IMing: The Funny, The Sad, and The Just Plain Stupid

First Chat: I was considering killing myself. I happend to be on Facebook, and I was "crying on my best friend's shoulder". well, technically, my 2 best friends, but the other one was just as ready as i to leave it all behind. anyway, so i said: can you imagine? how much better this place would be with out me? well, i said that a little latter. Anyway this chat is every thing leading up to my resolution. if you despise people who do/have/will hurt them selves you might not like this one.