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An Improved Bible
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Ongoing, First published May 19, 2018
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For all of those Christians out there that think God was a little boring when he "wrote" his sacred text, and get annoyed at the atheists that accuse the Bible of being inherently misogynistic/homophobic, then look no further! A nice, improved Bible, that takes all the shitty bits out.
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THE BLOOD RED STONE✔️

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2 people from the world of genetics meet 3 people from the world of archeology in an extremely tensed situation. What happens if they have to stop a group of mysterious humans who are attacking them and a group of aliens who are planning to capture our planet ? On the other side is a former astronaut and scientist who is trying avenge her loved one's death. What happens if she joins the group ? Will they succeed in saving the planet ?

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