An Improved Bible
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Last published Sat, May 19, 2018
For all of those Christians out there that think God was a little boring when he "wrote" his sacred text, and get annoyed at the atheists that accuse the Bible of being inherently misogynistic/homophobic, then look no further! A nice, improved Bible, that takes all the shitty bits out.
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