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Dirty Little Bastard

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Reads 11,048,731
Votes 342,660
Parts 81
Time 10h 26m

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HR: #1 in Romance (3rd December, 2018) , #2 in Humor (1st January, 2019), #2 in Comedy (28th December, 2018).

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"I know how to play rough, Tinker Bell. I can also score from any position". I'd see him on the field, and knew that both those statements were very true. 

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What do you get when you put together the stubborn assistant captain of the English national football team and an even more stubborn student nurse? Absolutely perfect chaos. 

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"One does not simply mess with Theo 'the threat' Black".

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✘ Contains sexual content and content unsuitable for people under the age of 18. All naughty chapters are marked with (R). 
✘ This story is an unedited first draft, there are several mistakes and MCs can get on your nerves.All Rights Reserved

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