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Tulsas_Trainwreck

Okay, so I'm not a good writer. But I am a sarcastic asshole who can come up with some sarcastic shit. So here is my book of text posts/gay crack. This started off as something my friend (Lee_Jordan_1789) decided would be funny at a sleepover, so I'm like "what the heck, let's make this a crack book!" Annnnd now here we are, welcome to my hell. These are a shit load of sarcastic, and hopefully funny stuff?? Idk, I highly doubt it but whatever, I have my fun XD enjoy- or, whatever?Hak Cipta Terpelihara

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BETA MINE (mxm || lgbtq) oleh notbackingdown

"A mate will love you and only you. No other can compare to you and he or she will treasure you above all and everything in the world," mommy says to me as she kissed my forehead. I sighed dreamily. I can't wait till I find my mate. He'll be perfect and handsome and funny and smart and brave and beautiful and he'll love me... only ever me... and... and... Present This hurts so much. Seeing and hearing and knowing my mate, the one who's supposed to love me above all, me, only me is in love with somebody else. I'd hate him if I could. I'd reject him if I could... I wish I could. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Important My books are written explicitly for a MATURE AUDIENCE 18 YEARS AND OLDER. There will be some instances/scenes/suggestions of sexual acts, crude language, MPREG and will portray gay relationships between males. If you do not enjoy stories of this nature please leave now. I will not condone/defend/accept any sort of attacks on my stories, my characters or myself. It is well within your right to choose what type of entertainment you prefer but I will not be blamed for your curiosity. Read at your own risk. ******************************************************

𝐑𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆, 𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐲 𝐁𝐋 oleh Dxrk_Luxury

"I don't want you guys to leave again." "We're not." ~~~~~~ * ~~~~~~ The three of them, once separate years ago, now are reunited in college. Things are different this time, but what isn't different are their feelings from each other. They are now roommates, but Damien and Caleb are in long term relationships, and Milo refuses to like them again because of the heartbreaking he went through. As time goes on, their feelings bubble back up for each other and those long term relationships are broken off for a new yet old relationship to form again. But was breaking off those long term relationships good for an old short term relationships they previously had at camp many years ago? _________ 𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕖𝕕 (07/28/24) 𝔼𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕕 (11/15/24)

Living In South Park oleh hen_rietta

Sarah's the new girl in town, and she doesn't like it one bit. The boys are grown up and decide to add one more to their group, breaking the rule and making their friend a girl. Now they have everyday adventures in South Park. *This is crack. Repeat; this is crack. I found myself on a South Park binge, I'm now at season 7 in 5 days, and this is complete crack. I got bored and decided to write this shit, and I will probably only update when I'm bored (which is always), when I'm high (which is sometimes), or when I'm drunk (which is almost never). Do enjoy this crack-filled fanfic that is from the TV show, South Park if your dumb ass hasn't guessed that already. Thank you. *

Helpless (JJ[SkitsoFanActs] x Fem!Reader) [BOOK ONE: COMPLETED] oleh sakura_socks

"Hey, Jess?" JJ hums in response, raising an eyebrow. "Can you promise me that we'll be like this for the rest of our lives? Like, be happy and all that shit." I looked at them. They gave me a smile of happiness/concern and sat down next to me, "I promise." "And can you not leave me?" They chuckled, "Of course!" "That's what best friends are for." Oh, right... We were just B E S T F R I E N D S . . . ---- Book 1: Helpless Book 2: I Can't Get Over You I will be changing some things on how JJ will be a part of SFA. Along with the dates of the release of some shit. Like, Hamilton or Voltron. And JJ, at the start, is going to be called JJ instead of Jess. GUYS, WE DON'T HAVE NETFLIX IN MY COUNTRY SO FORGIVE ME. I really needed to do that for the sake of the story. DISCLAIMER! I do NOT own Hamilton I do NOT own Voltron I do NOT own Gravity Falls nor it's reversed AU I do NOT own Be More Chill I do NOT own you And most importantly, I do NOT own SkitsoFanActs I only own this fanfiction

She | Chrissy Cunningham x reader oleh uwu-master-RK800

I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing but I'm totally winging it. (note: after writing the intro I've decided to make this story Inspired by a Dodie Clark song called she. I highly recommend listening to it as it will be the main theme of the story!! also it's a beautiful song with an amazing story!!) I've hardly seen any Chrissy x readers and it makes me sad as Chrissy is my favorite character! I simp for sure lol, anyways this is a femreader just a heads up! (TW: possible internalized homophobia, traumatic events, mention of eating disorders, homophobia, mentions of sex and sexualization (possible nsfw), mentions of religious trauma, depression (low self esteem), anxiety, swearing, homophobic slurs, mentions of suicide, mentions of murder, mentions of death) Intro: Chrissy Cunningham, the queen of Hawkins High, and cheerleader. We use to be friends in middle school, when my mom forced me to do cheer. She made me feel less weird, not like it matters, being a girl who likes girls makes me the schools, uh, scratch that, the TOWNS, outcast. Girls don't wanna be around me and guys try to "be the guy who fixes" me, if they don't sexualize the fact that I am gay. I love Chrissy, but she's the queen, and I'm just Y/N, the antichrist, the abomination, the outcast. Shes also straight and dating Jason, who she's too good for! she's sweet, and kind, and cares about those around her, while Jason is an asshole who bullies absolutely everyone who is different from the social norms. * * * she tastes like birthday cake, storytime, and fall........ but to her I taste of nothing at all.... -Dodie Clark * * *

Scholar oleh WinterFantasies

[COMPLETED] [Warning: Strong language used throughout the book.] He put his hand over my notebook and the other over mine. I glared up at him, his golden brown eyes catching my attention. "I can't write like this," I pointed out. "Is this all you care about?" Ryan asked. I shrugged. "Not this specifically, but yeah, I care about my grades." Ryan smirked. I swallowed nervously but refused to break my stoic expression. He leaned closer to me, my heart pounding so hard against my chest it felt like it might break out and fall on the table between us. His mouth was right by my ear, and I could feel his warm breath when he spoke which sent shivers down my spine. "Well, aren't you a little a scholar?" *** The only things Alex Moris ever cared about were his grades and his sister. However, when the boy his sister likes, Ryan Smithe, makes things complicated and causes him to feel things he's never felt before, Alex realizes that, maybe, there's more important things in life than grades and scholarships. [Word Count: 40,216] [BoyxBoy] ~#14 in the "BoyxBoy" tag on 3/5/2019~ ~#14 in the "love" tag on 12/28/2018~ ~#8 in the "lgbt" and "lgbtq" tags on 1/4/2019~ ~#1 in the "loveislove" tag on 1/12/2019~ ~#31 in the "romance" tag on 2/10/2019~ ~#2 in the "BxB" tag on 3/9/2019~

Conflicted oleh Bradterryyy

"You know Luke the more you stutter the cuter you get" And that was the very moment I broke, his emerald eyes burning into me as I folded, his thumb tracing my jaw, a soft smile nudging at his lips, his body lingering over mine, leaning back I couldn't help but stare in a daze, his knee rubbing against my thighs, a soft moan escaping my tongue. This sound only made him smile, maybe I was dreaming but before I knew it his lips had collided with mine. *** Luke knew he wasn't into girls, he could tell by the way his stomach turned at any attractive man. Has he had any experience? Not at all, not even his first kiss. What'll happen when the most popular soccer player in his school begins to take intrest in Luke? Can he keep his cool at how the hot player acts? or will his emotions get the best of him? Can the two keep their relationship in tact when fate shoves challenges along the way? ______________________________________________ [MADE MATURE BY WATTPAD]

"My Little Monster~"|| Selever X Reader [DISCONTINUED] oleh lazyazz_bijj

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