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Okay, so I'm not a good writer. But I am a sarcastic asshole who can come up with some sarcastic shit. So here is my book of text posts/gay crack. This started off as something my friend (Lee_Jordan_1789) decided would be funny at a sleepover, so I'm like "what the heck, let's make this a crack book!" Annnnd now here we are, welcome to my hell. These are a shit load of sarcastic, and hopefully funny stuff?? Idk, I highly doubt it but whatever, I have my fun XD enjoy- or, whatever?
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