Everything Wrong With: Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles
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I've had several requests to sin this monstrosity of a book. Considered by many to be the polar opposite of legendary trollfic My Immortal, only this one is (supposedly) written by a Christian mother in an attempt to sanitize the Potterverse for her kids. So, let's see if this has as many sins in it as the Harry Potter fanfic that was the literal definition of sin.
Oh, and I should mention that the BOLD AND UNDERLINED additions to my comments are from Donald J Trump, who took over the management of this account in 2016.
Link to original:
https://www.wattpad.com/story/60502436-hogwarts-school-of-prayer-and-miracles
And without further ado, the author's original description:
Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann
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