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The Ferret Couple

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"I have a pet ferret. It's really cute. I wanted to get a potoo bird but it isn't found here."   
"A pet ferret? Are you crazy? Couldn’t you get a pet dog or cat? Something more normal?" 
 "Why isn't a ferret normal?" 
 "I don't normally hear people saying that they have a pet ferret. So it's not normal. And ferrets are weird, they-"  
"Shut up you stupid ferret of a cheesecake!" I started shouting. 
 "Did you just call me a 'ferret of a cheesecake’? Seriously? A ferret? Do you really love ferrets so much? They are just weird animals, I don't get why-" 
 "Well then, since you dislike ferret so much, your nickname shall be ferret." __________________________________________________________ 
 Beatrice Carter, a 17 year old girl, met Dave Parker. Oblivious to what love is, Beatrice struggles with her life as she is trapped in a love triangle/square/pentagon while trying to control her female hormones and still keep her position as the teacher’s pet, a straight As student, find out how Beatrice deals with her life.  Will Dave and Beatrice come together? Or will Beatrice choose ferrets over Dave, leaving him depressed and broken?All Rights Reserved

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Unwanted Love {Being Edited} by AnimeLuver1999

"Rose,"I look up and see Jace staring at me. "What?" I whisper quietly. "Give me the answers to questions 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and 8," "That's all of them!" "I know," "No," "Please?" "No," "Why?" "No," "Rosie!" "Don't call me that!" ~~~ Sixteen year old Rose doesn't quite understand love and boys. But when Jace comes in her life, everything goes out of control. Her friends try to hook her up with Jace, but Rose doesn't want to be with him. At least that's what she thinks. Rose is always in denial, and doesn't realize she's falling madly in love with Jace, the irritating, annoying baboon. But, is he the one for her? Is Jace just playing with her feelings? Rose goes through family problems, and she doesn't know what to do. She moves with her dad, to only realize Jace lives right next door. Soon she finds out something shocking, and heartbreaking. Will she ever forgive her mom and Jace? Join Rose in this twisted, heart throbbing, hilarious adventure. Cover by: @worldgirlalways

An Unsuspecting Journey ✔ by BobbyMarley337

*************************************** While drinking, I saw a handsome stranger looking my way in hunger and his eyes changed colour from brown to yellow. 'Wow that is soo cool, I need to remind myself to get contacts lenses' I thought. Then he was running my way, like the people from the 'The Looney show'. .........Then he tripped on the furniture, and I was running to see if he's okay A) because I'm not totally heartless; and B) I would have laughed but there was blood coming out of nose! ****************************************** Meet Charlotte a crazy, funny and childish girl who loves her food and her friends more than life itself. But what will happen when she meets her mate? Well, let's just hope Charlotte knows what she's doing... #12 Disney 5th March #628 party out of 28.1k #6 Disney land 12th March Well I hope you enjoy reading:) ***************************************** Reviews: 'I love your freaking book! I love how sassy Charlotte is!' Mentioned tired_sad_16 'I really enjoyed it, I love each and every one of your characters and I'm hoping to read a lot more from you.' Mentioned Sweetpop 16 'I'll miss every character in this book, especially my bestie Charlotte. This book is so awesome and it really made me laugh at times ❤❤' Mentioned Modesty_Lover (⬇️Copyright⬇️)

The Perks Of Falling For Your Bestfriend✔ by Anamtaa

"In vain have I struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you." -Pride and Prejudice. -Jane Austen. Allison Waters is a girl as simple as they come, atleast that's what she believed. And to be honest she did enjoy a simple life for the past two years. All she wanted to pass her senior year in peace and be happy in life. What she wasn't expecting was to be back in town with a certain Greek God of a Devil acting more annoying than ever... Calling him tall dark and handsome would be the understatement of the century. He is the arrogant quarterback and one of the most popular guys in shcool. He is as I mention previously the reincarnation of the devil in his actions and a Greek God in the looks department, with startling blue eyes, a sinful body and gorgeous hair, who may at different times define the words Cocky and Adorable. Quite a contrast isn't it? Well that's who he is, or for that matter how we all are... a bit of both. Ashton Fobes is Alli's bestfriend, well Ex-Bestfriend, he is also her arch nemisis, her sworn enemy, but he is also the only one who can make her push her limits and challenge her in ways she never thought possible. Soon they were playing with Cupid's arrows trying to set up the unlikeliest couple imaginable, but what they seemed to have forgotten was Fate's wierd sense of humor and so it turned out while they were playing with Cupid's Arrows, he was aiming them at these two instead. Ps: I have now unpublished most of the chapters. Highest Ranking: 30, 35, 50 in teen fiction. 32, 66 in ChickLit. 46, 47, 78 in humor.

Perfect Fate ✔ by fanoshkaflippo

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Oreo The Human Cat by Polyonymouss

"Oreo, you have to.." "No! I don't want to drink it!" Oreo stepped back quickly. "But why? You can't be like this forever.." Marcie frowned. Oreo raised his left eyebrow. "I can finally be with you and do some actual things together. I already got your heart." Oreo said. "What..what do you mean by that?" Marcie said as she lowered the beverage she was holding. Oreo stared at her. "I thought you knew..." he said looking down. "Knew what exactly?" Marcie said putting down the drink. "You know..." he began. "Before I turned human...." he continued. "..weren't we a couple?" -Chapter 8 __________________________ Marcie was just a 12 year old girl who adored a cat. But sadly, this cat lived with her cousins. So she barely had some time with her beloved cat, Oreo. Yet sadly, Marcie wished he was a human so she could talk to him instead of Oreo being silent to her and doing actions. And since Marcie and Oreo spent some time together, her (Marcie) cousins feel that Marcie and Oreo are a couple. But Marcie felt weird when her cousins said that. She has never became a couple with Oreo and never knew. Yet Oreo had touched noses with Marcie's and Marcie doesn't know anything about animals. So, Marcie believes that she is NOT a couple with Oreo. But...someBODY.....has something against with Marcie's opinion. ___________________________________ Oreo's quote : "I don't want to leave my dear Marcie again. So that is why i'll hold on to her with my lovable paws."

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Unwanted Love {Being Edited}

"Rose,"I look up and see Jace staring at me. "What?" I whisper quietly. "Give me the answers to questions 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and 8," "That's all of them!" "I know," "No," "Please?" "No," "Why?" "No," "Rosie!" "Don't call me that!" ~~~ Sixteen year old Rose doesn't quite understand love and boys. But when Jace comes in her life, everything goes out of control. Her friends try to hook her up with Jace, but Rose doesn't want to be with him. At least that's what she thinks. Rose is always in denial, and doesn't realize she's falling madly in love with Jace, the irritating, annoying baboon. But, is he the one for her? Is Jace just playing with her feelings? Rose goes through family problems, and she doesn't know what to do. She moves with her dad, to only realize Jace lives right next door. Soon she finds out something shocking, and heartbreaking. Will she ever forgive her mom and Jace? Join Rose in this twisted, heart throbbing, hilarious adventure. Cover by: @worldgirlalways