7:11- A Newtmas au Texting Story

Unknown Contact: Hello

Thomas: Hello, Stranger-Who-I've-Never-Meet-Who-Is-Driving-Me-Insane-With-His-Constant-Messages

Unknown Contact: Awwwww! What a cute (and exTREAMLY) long nickname!

Thomas: No. Really. Who are you?

Unknown Contact: I am one hiding under your stairs, teeth ground sharp with spiders in my hair!

Thomas: Happy Halloween to you too, Stranger.