Things that butter my egg roll
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Last published Thu, Jan 17, 2019
Some aren't MINE. Tweets/ Jokes/ Discussion & Rants that butter my egg roll. Don't be a ghost reader on discussion boards. I'm social af. I'll reply to you
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