Things that butter my egg roll
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Some aren't MINE. Tweets/ Jokes/ Discussion & Rants that butter my egg roll. Don't be a ghost reader on discussion boards. I'm social af. I'll reply to you
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𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕟🌛 @ 𝕣𝕦𝕟𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤 these jschlatt edits on my fyp ??? i think i get it 💬 172 ♻️ 488 🤍 9133 replies ... @ 𝕤𝕔𝕙𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕥 you think ?? • " ᴡᴇ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ꜱᴇɴꜱᴇ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛᴏ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴛɪᴍᴇ" "ʙᴜᴛ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ'ʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴍɪɴᴇ, ᴡᴇ'ʟʟ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ɪᴛ ᴏᴘᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟ" ♫ ᴜᴘɢʀᴀᴅᴇ . ᴊᴏᴊɪ ; ɴᴇᴄᴛᴀʀ ♫ • 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕖𝕕 : ꜰᴇʙʀᴜᴀʀʏ ᴛᴡᴇɴᴛʏ ᴛᴡᴇɴᴛʏ ꜰᴏᴜʀ ! 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕖𝕕 : ᴀᴜɢᴜꜱᴛ ᴛᴡᴇɴᴛʏ ᴛᴡᴇɴᴛʏ ꜰᴏᴜʀ ! • 𝕓𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕 𝕚𝕟 : ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴍᴏᴅᴇ + ꜱᴍᴀʟʟ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴜᴍ ᴛᴇxᴛ 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕤𝕥𝕪𝕝𝕖 : ꜱᴏᴄɪᴀʟ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴀ + ᴘᴏᴠ 𝕓𝕠𝕠𝕜 𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕡𝕖 : ꜱʟᴏᴡʙᴜʀɴ + ᴍᴜᴛᴜᴀʟꜱ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏᴠᴇʀꜱ • !!! 𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 !!! #1 ɪɴ ꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ ᴅᴇᴘʀɪᴠᴇᴅ 🥇 #1 ɪɴ ᴄʜᴜᴄᴋʟᴇ ꜱᴀɴᴅᴡʜɪᴄʜ 🥇 #1 ɪɴ ᴊꜱᴄʜʟᴀᴛᴛ 🥇 #1 ɪɴ ꜱᴄʜʟᴀᴛᴛ 🥇 • !!! 𝕕𝕚𝕤𝕔𝕝𝕒𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕣 !!! ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ ɪꜱ ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ꜰᴏʀ ᴇɴᴛᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴘᴜʀᴘᴏꜱᴇꜱ. ᴀʟʟ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴏʀꜱ ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴍʏ ᴜᴛᴛᴇʀᴍᴏꜱᴛ ʀᴇꜱᴘᴇᴄᴛ. ɪꜰ ɴᴇᴇᴅᴇᴅ, ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴜɴᴘᴜʙʟɪꜱʜᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏʀ ᴅᴇʟᴇᴛᴇᴅ 💘Complete
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𝘼 𝙈𝙖𝙛𝙞𝙖 𝙍𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 " 𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙣 𝘼𝙧𝙩. 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙧𝙖𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙡𝙮, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙩'𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙮. " ~ 𝘼𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙉𝘼 𝙀𝙑𝘼𝙉𝙎 🦋💐🖌️ " 𝙎𝙪𝙣 ! 𝘼𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙖 𝙇𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙉𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 , 𝙢𝙮 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙨 𝙖 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙚! 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙨𝙚𝙩 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣! 𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙞𝙛 𝙞𝙩 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙨 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙊𝙧 𝙈𝙮 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙇𝙔 𝙊𝘽𝙎𝙀𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙊𝙉, 𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙢𝙮 𝙨𝙪𝙣 𝙜𝙤 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙮 ! 𝙄 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙜𝙤 𝙎𝙪𝙣! " ~ 𝙅𝙀𝙊𝙉 𝙅𝙐𝙉𝙂𝙆𝙊𝙊𝙆 🥂👄🔪 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙖 𝙙𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙈𝙖𝙛𝙞𝙖 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙡𝙮 𝙤𝙗𝙨𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙬𝙞𝙛𝙚? 𝘼 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙗𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙞𝙩 𝙞𝙨. 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝘼𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙. 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙠. 𝙄𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙢𝙪𝙩 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙨𝙠𝙞𝙥 𝙞𝙩. 𝙐𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙞𝙩 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙥𝙞𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚 .Complete
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