Things that butter my egg roll
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Some aren't MINE. Tweets/ Jokes/ Discussion & Rants that butter my egg roll. Don't be a ghost reader on discussion boards. I'm social af. I'll reply to you
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wowie . jschlatt
wowie am I right? ~Internet and real life!~ Ⓒ Sandyfroglegs 2022 [COMPLETED] #1 Ranks: #1 in Ted - 11/20/22 #1 in Lunchclub - 11/20/22 #1 in Schlatt - 12/3/22Kumpleto
𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. | 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐛𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐭
𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞, 𝐚 𝟐𝟑 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫, 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐧𝐨𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞. *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ "𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞? 𝐢'𝐦 𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦." *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ 𝐟𝐞𝐦!𝐨𝐜 𝐱 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐛𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐭 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐃! 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟏𝟎/𝟐𝟔/𝟐𝟎 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝: 𝟏/𝟐𝟖/𝟐𝟏 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ 𝐓𝐎𝐏 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐒! #𝟏 𝐢𝐧 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐒 #𝟏 𝐢𝐧 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐁𝐄 #𝟏 𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐒 #𝟐 𝐢𝐧 𝐏𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐙𝐀 #𝟐 𝐢𝐧 𝐉𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐓 #𝟑 𝐢𝐧 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐁𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐎𝐓 #𝟑 𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐘 #𝟒 𝐢𝐧 𝐌𝐂𝐘𝐓 #𝟓 𝐢𝐧 𝐓𝐔𝐁𝐁𝐎 #𝟕 𝐢𝐧 𝐓𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐓 #𝟏𝟕 𝐢𝐧 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐅𝐓Kumpleto
𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐀 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐓 ✿ ꜱʟɪᴍᴇᴄɪᴄʟᴇ
𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐞.❁ ●・○・●・○・● ❝ɪ'ᴍ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴀ ꜱɪʟʟʏ ᴍɪɴᴇᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ɢᴏᴏʙᴇʀ❞ A date with cold feet and a wrong number leads to Charlie messaging a stranger. ✪ 𝓞𝓡 ✪ Connie receives a message from a wrong number and decides its time she made a new friend. ❝ᴍɪɴᴇᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ? ɴᴏ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴀᴛᴇ ꜰʟᴀᴋᴇᴅ.❞ ●・○・●・○・● ----- Highest Rankings: #1 IN SLIMECICLE !!! (08/30/23) #1 in ranboo (09/11/23) #1 in dsmp (09/07/23) #1 in Nickisnotgreen (08/18/23) #1 in charlieslimecicle (08/19/23) #1 in jshlatt (08/21/23) #1 in slimecicle (08/21/23) #1 in qsmp (08/25/23) #1 in justrollwithit (09/02/23) #1 in wilbursoot (09/03/23) #1 in tubbo (10/6/23) #1 in tommyinnit (10/11/23) #1 in quackity (10/22/23) #1 in tednivison (01/04/24) #1 in texting (06/05/24) #2 in karljacobs (08/31/23)Kumpleto
Book Of Ha Ha 2
Part 2 ..... Collection of jokes ... Comment, vote & have fun reading. These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 1: https://www.wattpad.com/story/125795639-book-of-ha-ha Book Of Ha Ha Part 3: https://www.wattpad.com/story/129517281-book-of-ha-ha-3Kumpleto
Story Ideas.
TAKE WHATEVER STORY IDEA YOU WANT. I'M NO LONGER USING THIS ACCOUNT. story ideas for the uncreative ♡ proven to be the best story ideas to ever exist on this addicting app and website.Kumpleto
Shall We Talk? (You don't have a say in the matter)
I'm just going to fill this with rants, talking, and stuff I hope will make you laugh. (there might be some stupid stuff in here, sorry) (not updating)Kumpleto
𝑲𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑩𝒐𝒐𝒕𝒉 : 𝚓𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚝
Your a little streamer, and so you've decided to take the advantage of a one and only trip to LA thanks to your college funding you the trip as it's for class. You took it and made it a dream come true. As you walked around you noticed some fellow streamers also and was invited to there homes later that night. What happened that night, with the interactions may have been the best night that could ever happen to you. And how that went uphill from there. Maybe a bit downhill too:) Info about yourself. Your a 20year old college freshmen and is working in Gaming Coding. You hope to be a coder but like streaming from time to time. You have around 21k followers on Instagram, 29k on Twitch and a fair amount of subscribers; 32k. You have lovely dyed hair that's pink as it's long. You tend to wear beanies and have round glasses that match your aesthetic pleasure. You live in New York, have the accent and took the advantage you could to go to Cali. Popular Tags! ---- #37 Travis #215 California #19 twitch #456 newyork #207 Charlie #62 Cooper #86 fanficromance #10 streamers #67 callmecarson #33 slimecicle #34 schlatt #1 tednivison #570 lunchclub #951 jschlatt Thank you all!Kumpleto
𝕦𝕡𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕕𝕖 . 𝕛𝕤𝕔𝕙𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕥
𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕟🌛 @ 𝕣𝕦𝕟𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤 these jschlatt edits on my fyp ??? i think i get it 💬 172 ♻️ 488 🤍 9133 replies ... @ 𝕤𝕔𝕙𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕥 you think ?? • " ᴡᴇ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ꜱᴇɴꜱᴇ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛᴏ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴛɪᴍᴇ" "ʙᴜᴛ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ'ʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴍɪɴᴇ, ᴡᴇ'ʟʟ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ɪᴛ ᴏᴘᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟ" ♫ ᴜᴘɢʀᴀᴅᴇ . ᴊᴏᴊɪ ; ɴᴇᴄᴛᴀʀ ♫ • 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕖𝕕 : ꜰᴇʙʀᴜᴀʀʏ ᴛᴡᴇɴᴛʏ ᴛᴡᴇɴᴛʏ ꜰᴏᴜʀ ! 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕖𝕕 : ᴀᴜɢᴜꜱᴛ ᴛᴡᴇɴᴛʏ ᴛᴡᴇɴᴛʏ ꜰᴏᴜʀ ! • 𝕓𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕 𝕚𝕟 : ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴍᴏᴅᴇ + ꜱᴍᴀʟʟ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴜᴍ ᴛᴇxᴛ 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕤𝕥𝕪𝕝𝕖 : ꜱᴏᴄɪᴀʟ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴀ + ᴘᴏᴠ 𝕓𝕠𝕠𝕜 𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕡𝕖 : ꜱʟᴏᴡʙᴜʀɴ + ᴍᴜᴛᴜᴀʟꜱ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏᴠᴇʀꜱ • !!! 𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 !!! #1 ɪɴ ꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ ᴅᴇᴘʀɪᴠᴇᴅ 🥇 #1 ɪɴ ᴄʜᴜᴄᴋʟᴇ ꜱᴀɴᴅᴡʜɪᴄʜ 🥇 #1 ɪɴ ᴊꜱᴄʜʟᴀᴛᴛ 🥇 #1 ɪɴ ꜱᴄʜʟᴀᴛᴛ 🥇 • !!! 𝕕𝕚𝕤𝕔𝕝𝕒𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕣 !!! ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ ɪꜱ ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ꜰᴏʀ ᴇɴᴛᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴘᴜʀᴘᴏꜱᴇꜱ. ᴀʟʟ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴏʀꜱ ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴍʏ ᴜᴛᴛᴇʀᴍᴏꜱᴛ ʀᴇꜱᴘᴇᴄᴛ. ɪꜰ ɴᴇᴇᴅᴇᴅ, ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴜɴᴘᴜʙʟɪꜱʜᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏʀ ᴅᴇʟᴇᴛᴇᴅ 💘Kumpleto
Killer Kandy
I'm not a doctor, and you're not my patient. Eat these words at your own risk. *** Some dark themes and terrible humor may be included... viewer discretion advised *awkwardly shrugs*Kumpleto
ᴄᴀsʜ ɢʀᴀʙ . ᴊsᴄʜʟᴀᴛᴛ
☆°• ʜᴇ's ᴏɴʟʏ ʜᴇʀᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ᴄᴀsʜ ɢʀᴀʙ •°☆ ᴊsᴄʜʟᴀᴛᴛ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ᴍᴀᴋɪᴍᴏᴏᴍ © 2024 #1 🏅🔥🔥 schlattcoin - 5/10/24 sdp - 5/10/24 apandah - 12/19/24 connoreatspants - 12/19/24 aztrosist - 12/19/24 charlieslimesicle - 12/19/24Kumpleto
I DON'T KNOW
This is my blog. Containing all rants, thoughts, and opinions about this crazy Mofo we call earth. All of these may or may not target certain things, but are not MEANT to offend any readers. As it is used purely for humor and comedy, so if any of you decide to go to the comments and whine about it I will just laugh at your stupidity. So as a last note before you delve into the hilarious (and strange) thoughts and experiences of well, Me, Most things in these words are mine. And feel free to use them whenever you like. ~CKumpleto
Aᴘᴏᴄᴀʟʏᴘsᴇ|Jsᴄʜʟᴀᴛᴛ × Rᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ
[𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚎] [𝚂𝙼𝚄𝚃 𝚆𝙰𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙽𝙶] [𝙵𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖: 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚞𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚜] 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚐𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚌 𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚟𝚒𝚛𝚞𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚑 𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜. 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚞𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚊 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚙 𝚘𝚏 𝚋𝚘𝚢𝚜, 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚗 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑. 𝙳𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚟𝚎? 𝙳𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚜 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘? 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚢𝚙𝚜𝚎 𝙰𝚄 𝙹𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚝 × 𝙵𝚎𝚖!𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 [𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍: 𝙽𝚘𝚟 𝟻, 𝟸0𝟸𝟸] [𝙴𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍: 𝙽𝚘𝚟 𝟷, 𝟸0𝟸𝟹] 𝙸𝙼𝙿𝚁𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙸𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙰𝙶𝚂 #1 - philzaminecraft (𝟸0𝟸𝟺)Kumpleto
IT & ST Imagines & Preferences
i wrote this when i was 13 so i'm sorry for how bad it is but a lot of people seem to enjoy it so i'm leaving it up, just know i am self aware xKumpleto
Teenage Posts (Finished)
These are some of my favourite teenage posts. Note: Most of these aren't mine, some are referenced and most aren't, so bear with me, okay...Kumpleto
sᴛᴀʀɢɪʀʟ . ᴊsᴄʜʟᴀᴛᴛ
sʜᴇ's ʜɪs sᴛᴀʀɢɪʀʟ.. ᴊsᴄʜʟᴀᴛᴛ x ᴏᴄ Sᴀɴᴅʏғʀᴏɢʟᴇɢs © 2023 #1 in charlieslimesicle - 7/7/23 #2 in Ted - 7/28/23Kumpleto
ʜᴇᴀʀᴛʙᴇᴀᴛ . ǫᴜᴀᴄᴋɪᴛʏ
ʜᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ʜᴇᴀʀ ʏᴏᴜ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴀ ᴍɪʟᴇ ᴀᴡᴀʏ. ǫᴜᴀᴄᴋɪᴛʏ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇ ᴀᴜ ᴍᴀᴋɪᴍᴏᴏᴍ © 2024 #1 ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥 cellbit - 1/19/25 roier - 4/2/25 ALSO #16 IN QUACKITY?? IMPOSSIBLE AND WILDKumpleto
@shawnmendes liked your photo @shawnmendes commented on your photo @shawnmendes is now following you ______ Created June 25th Ended July 24th
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