James Buchanan Jr., the 15th president of the United States of America, and the only one not to marry, never intended to find a romantic partner. However, this all changes when he meets the most dashing gentleman he's ever seen in his life; a box of Kellogg's Corn Flakes. But how will Buchanan manage to sustain this forbidden love? And where does milk come into it? Find out in this exciting nonfiction-science fiction-action-romance novel!