Ways to say "I will take your lettuce." | PAUSE
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Have you ever just wanted to know how to insult people in every language that Google translate can offer but you can't be bothered doing all the hard work yourself?
Just wanted to confuse people as you attempt to offend them in Chinese?
Just wanted to curl up in a ball and cry because your OTP just sunk?- oh.. was that..? oops that wasn't meant to be there.
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