Ways to say "I will take your lettuce." | PAUSE
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  • Reads 179
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  • Parts 9
  • Time <5 mins
Ongoing, First published May 24, 2018
Have you ever just wanted to know how to insult people in every language that Google translate can offer but you can't  be bothered doing all the hard work yourself?

Just wanted to confuse people as you attempt to offend them in Chinese?

Just wanted to curl up in a ball and cry because your OTP just sunk?- oh.. was  that..? oops that wasn't meant to be there.

WELL THEN YOU HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.

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This book features Google Translate and the lack of braincells.

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