Organic Mishaps
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Last published Fri, Jul 6, 2018
15 year old Kermit the Frog only wants to fit in---No, 'blend' in with the crowd. But, it's hard to when you're living in a world conquered by robots who are completely and utterly disgusted by any biological being. To bad he lives with a pair.
But, maybe he can find a sense of security at Eastwood Conservatory High, the school for organic mishaps.
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