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A Salmon Named Bennie

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Parts 3
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Reads 29
Votes 7
Parts 3
Time 6m

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Bennie the Salmon was just a regular fish-well, except for the fact that he liked a little grass on his waffles. Otherwise, he was just like every other fish in Falunapuna. Well, until the Ukulele Council summoned him, turning his very normal (and slightly boring) life upside down. Now, Bennie must deal with ukuleles, robot trash cans, the Purple Parrot, and the Red Egg Shoe.

Read the book to see if he can deal with it!

P.S: I can definitely write the best descriptions. Wow. Great.All Rights Reserved

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