Martha and Betty
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Last published Sun, May 27, 2018
"PUT YOUR DAMN CLOTHES ON, HO!" Martha yelled at Betty.
"CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, BITCH!" Betty screamed running off.
"STOP! PUT YOUR HAND IN THE AIR!" The police screamed.
"AND WAVE THEM LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE!" Martha and Betty yelled in unison.
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THEYRE OLD, BOLD, AND READY TO.... break out of jail? And quite possibly break a hip too!
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