Nigerians Should Understand
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Publikasi terakhir Kam, Mei 21, 2020
The world is a boring place init?
Well, no.
Puns, jokes, riddles, events, Nigerian shiii
You find them all here, all heree!!
I started writing this book out of boredom and just decided to continue, so...
Where my Nigerians at????
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