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My Diaper Is Full, Dammit!: Life From the Perspective of Baby Johnson

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Reads 16,227
Votes 229
Parts 8
Time 44m

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Ever wonder what that baby is really thinking when they smile at you, giggle, or scowl? Baby Johnson is here to tell you the meaning behind it all, in his tell all book about life through a baby's perspective. this will change your look at a baby's actions forever.All Rights Reserved

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