The Problem With Fairy Tales
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  • Reads 166
  • Votes 29
  • Parts 12
  • Time 1h 12m
Ongoing, First published May 26, 2018
Fairy tales are a load of bull.  At least, that's what Valerie Lockhart believes.  

Not the part about magic or fate or fairy godmothers - though she highly doubts that those exist either - but the part about happy endings.  The happy endings in fairy tales are always the things that she finds the most absurd and far fetched, because in her world, they simply don't exist. 

The only thing Valerie finds more ludicrous than a happy ending, is a Prince Charming.  She doesn't have any interest - or patience, for that matter - to wait for a guy to come and save her.  Nor does she have the need.  She can slay her own dragons, thank you very much.

So what does she do when unfortunate circumstances cause a guy to come waltzing into her life, claiming to be her one true love? Her soul mate? Prince Charming, if you will.  Well, that's just the thing: she doesn't know what to do, because somehow, fairy tales never seem to include that detail. 

And that's the problem with fairy tales.  They go on an on about finding your soulmate, but they never tell you how to lose them.  Valerie will just have to figure that out on her own - with a bit of help from the villain, of course.
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[ magic, romance and madness. ] Everyone knew that a romance between a guardian and their protégé always ended in tragedy - yet they risked it. One day, I read that in real-life fairy tales, the princess sometimes needs to befriend the dragon and kill the prince, perhaps not to the most extreme extent, considering the prince's utility. (*Wink*). Twenty years had passed since the demise of the last living descendant bearing the bloodline of a potent family within the mystical realm. Individuals who possessed magic more formidable than anyone could have fathomed and that very magic could be pilfered if they were to meet an untimely end-a rumour ignited like wildfire. Word began to spread about the sole surviving member of the Lysion family, the last vestige of a lineage renowned for their blessings from the gods (or, as some argue, their curses), once no more than bedtime tales for children. Two decades earlier, a game of hide and seek unfolded that culminated in the death of the final Lysion at the hands of Oldo Blake, a formidable figure in the annals of history. Or so the story goes. An obscure girl. A concealed secret. A relentless pursuit. With a motley crew of bewildering Other Siders on her trail and an absolute dearth of knowledge on how to harness her precious magic, Rosélina Johnson's life transformed from that of an inconspicuous university student to that of a fugitive in the mystic realm, utterly unprepared for what lay ahead.