Wtf is this? (AU SANS X Fem!READER)

(I was about 99.99% high on undertale memes and anime ops when I wrote this...WHOOP)
Well to begin with, let's start with the basics.
Your name is (Y/n),
sooo...
your name is your name.
*internal sigh* Yes, you *sighs louder* LIVE IN A FUKING MANSION just gotta say it quickly, just like a bandaid, just gotta rip it off.
NO!! YOU DO NOt have some dramatic past of parents abusing you or dying, and no you never got bullied in high school or school in general.
BUT WHY?! You may question, because this a fanfiction, a chance to get away from all that school shit and dramatic parental stuff and just read a world in which a BUNCH OF FUCKING SKELETONS FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU!!!!!!
And I'm not sorry if you don't like it, you don't have to like it, it's about midnight while I'm writing it so I might attempt to sleep, wake up and find not even I like it.
Err....
WHOOP WHOOP!!