Life Sucks, But IDGAF
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Last published Mon, May 25, 2020
Standing in the middle of the road in the pouring rain, she realised what a fucking idiot she was, and that she was gonna get sick if she didnt get back inside the car.
Back in the car, she decided to call her best friend to help her since her car was broken, but since she was standing in the rain like an idiot, the phone got water in it and stopped working.
'Just my luck' she thought, oh, but it wasnt luck that was at fault, it was the fact that she was stupid af.
So she sat in the car, in which she apparently had rice, so she put her phone in the rice, and sat there for 2 hours waiting.
Till the time the phone started working, the rain had stopped and she had already gotten sick.
So she called her best friend," Hey bro, Im sorta stuck in the middle of nowhere and my car's not working, also im probably gonna pass out because of the cold"
Her best friend replied, " Okay so, one: How tf am i gonna find you and two: Its literally 30°C, how tf are you cold?"
To which she replied, " Just use Find My Iphone, because life isnt that hard. And i was standing in the rain so im sick"
Her best friend replied, " You're an idiot, I'll be there in 10."
"Ummkay, Bye"
Join Kloe on her adventure as she dives into the world of "Im an adult, but i feel like im not, so help me".
Authors Note: I just wrote this because ive seen other people do it.
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