Awesome Jokes
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Last published Fri, Nov 5, 2021
What did the mother grape say to her annoying son?
I didnt rais-in you to wine!
Hi all! Welcome to my big book of jokes! None have been taken from anywhere but my brain (as you can probably tell XD) so hope you enjoy these jokes you have never come across before!
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