Harry Potter Facebook Chats
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This is just a collection of chats that the Harry Potter characters might have if they used Facebook.
I'm not sure how many parts I will upload as sometimes I lack imagination and I want to amuse all of you with funny Harry Potter puns
Hope you enjoy it;)
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