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The Acquaintances

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Parts 4
Time 31m

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{SCRIPT} A dark force is rising, and it is so powerful that only one elite group of superheroes can stop it: The Avengers. However, I don't have the rights to them, so here we are. A group of powered individuals assemble. One can only talk sarcastically. Another only lives by movie cliches. And the other is a young boy who thinks his pet BB-8 droid is a dog. Yep, this is gonna get weird.All Rights Reserved

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Alien robot and alien parasite? what could go wrong? [TFP + Marvel] by Rudz_mixing

I will used my oc! Rudz and Ash. Alright, uh... this story is TFP fanfic, since venom is from Marvel, I will make crossover with the Avengers. Carnage will be in this too, why? Well..... father and son? With two idiots that was a child of Eddie, the new host of Venom and the easily forget boy the new host of Carnage. "Dad, wtf?" Eddie look at his child[adopted] and smile, "Well, I'm an old person now. So I'm not really moving like usual." he said "I can't believe that this two is relate." he look at her, she just shrugged, "Dunno." Venom come out of her, "oh shut it! I have been experiencing how to be a father!" she look at him amused "You know I'm just an adopted child that being left by your door." "Kid, just because your adopted, doesn't mean I don't love you like my own child." he snuggle to her. "Are you sure this is a good idea, Peter?" he ask the older boy, "I'm sure..... ok maybe not." This is how life of two bestfriends host of the symbiote, what could go wrong? "We have a special guest." Fowler inform.

try{Avengers Soulmate} unfinished by Amarinz

When Everyone left Angela like a piece of shit, Angela wants to end her life, but you couldn't. After she left home she found a couple of weirdos who became her family Soulmates: Tony Stark Steve rogers Bruce Banner Clint Barton bucky Barnes Stephen Strange Pietro maximoff thor odinson Loki laufeyson Peter quill

Super? by secretlySwitzerland

"Stop pretending to be an idiot, idiot." Ouch. It burns. "You're starting to sound like a dear old friend of mine," she adds, her tone implying that her "friend" isn't so much of a "friend" as a mortal enemy who she probably also dragged into an alley on multiple occasions. Because she must be a fan of alley-dragging. Theater major. "I bet that friend was super amazing," I retort anyway. "She'd have to be to put up with you." Oh! Snap! I grin like an idiot at my own joke, realize how uncool that is, and then quickly rearrange my face into a frown. "I'm sorry. I don't quite understand. You're supposed to be a superhero, so why are you threatening a fellow superhero? Isn't that kind of against our code or whatever?" "You don't have a code. Superheroes who follow codes don't drop off information about people's allegedly dead sons at their doorsteps and then run." Well, can't say she doesn't have a point there. -- After being framed for the horrific murder of Birchwood City's most revered superhero's six year-old son, Maya Waterman abandons her super-villain persona and finds herself lost without any sense of identity and purpose. Being hunted by a vengeful super is hard enough, but after her employer fires her and she's evicted from her apartment, Maya begins to become something she had prayed she would never become again- helpless. She needs nothing less than a miracle to save herself, and much to her surprise, she gets just that-- even if it entails her trying her hand at becoming a good guy for once.

Avengers: Age of Texting by CamBam59

Here is my version of the Avengers in a chatroom. But they aren't in a chatroom, it's a group text. See what these crazy heroes text! This story takes place after Avengers: Age of Ultron (but later changes to after Civil War). Just a few things are different. 1) Clintasha is happening! Clint doesn't have a family {sorry if this makes you mad} 2) Pietro Maximoff is still alive, he survived the shootings and is doing well. 3) Bruce never liked Natasha, they never kissed, and Natasha still doesn't like him. 4) NO ONE EVER SWEARS! You're welcome! This may be a Marvel based book, but there will be no swearing! 5) Thor still likes Poptarts and acts like a 5 year old. 6) Tony doesn't get drunk. 7) Bruce never runs away in an aircraft. [STARTED IN 2016]

The Avengers Group Chat 🦄 by a_weird_MCU_fan

What happens when the Avengers text? Carnage! This is completely different to anything I've ever written before but I hope you like it :)

BURN [Marvel Cinematic Universe] by CassandriaWilson

{COMPLETE}✓ "Let's do a head count here: your brother the god; a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breath-taking anger management issues; a couple of master assassins; let's not forget the man that can and WILL stab you... and YOU, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them." Cain swore off making the same mistake of getting close to humans eons ago. But when a melodramatic god threatens Earth, he's called upon by a sassy pirate man to join some kind of superhero boy band. And they're annoying enough to pester their way into his undead heart.

Chaos by MimixJoan

*Full Disclaimer* This story was written when I was like 13. It sucks. Stuff doesn't make sense. I was just proud of it (at the time) and wanted to share it. Isis was a S.H.I.E.L.D experiment. They were trying to recreate the super-soldier serum. No, it didn't go wrong but the new serum had some side effects. Isis now has inhuman powers. S.H.I.E.L.D let her go, thinking they had no use for her, but when Isis resurfaces years later as a government agent, Director Fury once again takes an interest in her. Recruited for the Avengers Initiative, Isis instantly makes enemies with Steven Rogers, the man she was created after. But Isis has secrets and unknown powers hidden within her. Loki and an old allie team against Isis and her new friends as they try to unlock her deepest, darkest secret. Something she likes to call Chaos.

The Godlynot by TheobaneCricket

Welcome to the dark comedy. Would you commit genocide for fifteen trillion dollars? Yes? Then step right in, take a seat, crack open a red bull and let's start the show. AI corporations have decided to build smarter than human machines in a stunt they publicly admit could end countless lives. All forms of AI regulation has been quietly lobbied to death, and scientists are scrambling to make the technology safe on hyper-unrealistic deadlines. In other news: A man has formed an intimate and devious relationship with a talking sex doll. But is she self aware, or is he falling head over heels for an inanimate object? A mentally ill youngster, who peaked in high school is completely failing to cope in a lonely world where humans have become the second smartest species on the planet. And the first ever AI-powered cult is spreading across the internet, (finally a god, that answers your prayers!)

Enigmatic | Marvel's The Avengers by allthatspice

"...Let's do a head count, here. Your brother, the demigod; a super soldier, a living legend, who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breathtaking, anger-management issues; a couple of master assassins, which one has kick-ass powers probably even stronger than his highness, and you managed to piss off every single one of them." Tony eyed Loki as he pointed a finger at him, making his argument. "That was the plan." Loki stated as he smirked at Tony. Tony shook his head. "Not a great plan. When they come, and they will, they'll come for you." "I have an army." Loki retorted as he glared at Tony. "We have a Hulk... and Penny Monroe." _____ A war is on the horizon and Earth's Mightiest Heroes must come together and fight as team if they are to stop Loki's mischievous plans to enslave humanity with his alien army. Whether you believe in reincarnation or not, Penny is her own person. Just as curious and entertaining as her aunt, Penny, codename: Black Mamba, has her own goals, family, and attempts to take on the world while trying to be the best friend, mother, daughter, and person she can be. This novel is the second of the MONROE series that follows the plot of Marvel's The Avengers. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Marvel, MCU franchise, or its characters. In addition, I do not own any pictures, products, applications, names, jokes, comments, etc. that maybe mentioned or presented in his story. I only own my characters. [BOOK 2]

Mission Dummy (Avengers x Reader) COMPLETED by lexi_2984

The demigod/weirdo Loki has repented. The Avengers decided to give him a chance to learn about the human world, but Thor and Steve are going to need that lesson too. And Nick Fury has chosen YOU to do that. Now you're stuck with two big, strong dudes and a tall, skinny guy living in your apartment. And it's time for you to gear up and prepare for all the stupidity that's about to go down.

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The Godlynot cover

Enigmatic | Marvel's The Avengers cover

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Alien robot and alien parasite? what could go wrong? [TFP + Marvel]

I will used my oc! Rudz and Ash. Alright, uh... this story is TFP fanfic, since venom is from Marvel, I will make crossover with the Avengers. Carnage will be in this too, why? Well..... father and son? With two idiots that was a child of Eddie, the new host of Venom and the easily forget boy the new host of Carnage. "Dad, wtf?" Eddie look at his child[adopted] and smile, "Well, I'm an old person now. So I'm not really moving like usual." he said "I can't believe that this two is relate." he look at her, she just shrugged, "Dunno." Venom come out of her, "oh shut it! I have been experiencing how to be a father!" she look at him amused "You know I'm just an adopted child that being left by your door." "Kid, just because your adopted, doesn't mean I don't love you like my own child." he snuggle to her. "Are you sure this is a good idea, Peter?" he ask the older boy, "I'm sure..... ok maybe not." This is how life of two bestfriends host of the symbiote, what could go wrong? "We have a special guest." Fowler inform.