Sorry if my books are downers, but I just write what I think.
Also, these are all fiction, in case anyone was getting confused.
This is just a series of things that happen to people, not any people who I personally know, ( unless stated true story ) but just things.
I don't know how to explain it, but just in case you are still really confused, just comment on the story and I will try to explain.
Also......
Pineapple!
If you thought that was out of no where than congratulations, YOU WIN A NEW CAARR!
Just kidding no one wins anything, except for tears.... Of a turtle!
Yeah you thought that was going to be sentimental but nope, I went the weird, out of nowhere route.
GUAVA!!!!
Sorry i just saw a flying guava and it scared me... I mean oh my god I might need a new change of pants after that traumatic experience.
* sad song starts playing *
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEE
I MADE MY MISTAKES!!!
Sorry i just got in the... MOMENT!
Either way this was a weird little description of my books, but anyway, we should do this again......... M,Kay BYYEE
TOMATO!!!!!!!!!!
In this book, you'll get a behind the scenes look at how your favorite characters were born, my creative process, and the dirty details never before revealed.
Tex's Camp Q&A: Come sit by the fire and ask me whatever you'd like. We can roast marshmallows, tell scary stories, and hang out in the comments like a big, happy family.
Gator's Backstage Pass: A place full of secrets. Learn the-sometimes embarrassing-details on how my wildest scenes came to life, facts about the characters, the process, and myself.