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how to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you

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There are thousands more deaths caused by our pet cats than the government would like us to know. The possibility of it happening to you or a loved one is higher than you think.
Read this quick guide now to make sure you and your family can maintain a safe relationship with your feline companion!

this is some weird crap i wrote when i should have been working on art requests so please dont take any of this seriously-
and also warning for swearing, i cuss alot in this book so im sorry about that.All Rights Reserved

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