Yep, Definitely Wrong Number

"Who the fuck calls me at 2 in the morning?"

"Oh, is this not Travis? Man, I'm drunk I can't even remember his number. The mysterious person at the other end of this line can you please pick me up at Wal-Mart?"

"Who the hell are you? Sorry, but I got some better things to do, like sleep."

"Oh wait my Juliet! Are you sure you're gonna leave your Romeo-"

"Yep, definitely wrong number. Don't call me again."

Beep. Beep. Beep.

"... Did that mystery girl seriously hung up on me? Did she not know I'm starving to death right now?"

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(This story is written in dialogue and contains a lot of swear words. When I say a lot it really means A LOT. Read at your own risk.)