Yep, Definitely Wrong Number
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Last published Fri, Jun 1, 2018
"Who the fuck calls me at 2 in the morning?"
"Oh, is this not Travis? Man, I'm drunk I can't even remember his number. The mysterious person at the other end of this line can you please pick me up at Wal-Mart?"
"Who the hell are you? Sorry, but I got some better things to do, like sleep."
"Oh wait my Juliet! Are you sure you're gonna leave your Romeo-"
"Yep, definitely wrong number. Don't call me again."
Beep. Beep. Beep.
"... Did that mystery girl seriously hung up on me? Did she not know I'm starving to death right now?"
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(This story is written in dialogue and contains a lot of swear words. When I say a lot it really means A LOT. Read at your own risk.)
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