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Gay Drunk Idiots Hunt For Demons And Aliens and Shit

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Reads 751
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Parts 12
Time 52m

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Well... you could start by reading the title... 

Basically I've been watching too much buzzfeed unsolved and thought "hey, what if Jack and Alex had a ghost hunting show?" Which then led me to ask myself, "what if they were drunk too?"
So... that's the whole thing. 
Episodes instead of chapters. No posting schedule probably. 
I'm writing this as a joke too so 

Also, I don't give a shit about what the cover looks like because I don't expect anyone to read this so... yeah.All Rights Reserved

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