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Sarcasm Book

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Parts 104
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Reads 139,910
Votes 5,087
Parts 104
Time 8m

sarcasticallyyy

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[𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚎] [𝚂𝙼𝚄𝚃 𝚆𝙰𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙽𝙶] [𝙵𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖: 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚞𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚜] 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚐𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚌 𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚟𝚒𝚛𝚞𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚑 𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜. 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚞𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚊 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚙 𝚘𝚏 𝚋𝚘𝚢𝚜, 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚗 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑. 𝙳𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚟𝚎? 𝙳𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚜 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘? 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚢𝚙𝚜𝚎 𝙰𝚄 𝙹𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚝 × 𝙵𝚎𝚖!𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 [𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍: 𝙽𝚘𝚟 𝟻, 𝟸0𝟸𝟸] [𝙴𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍: 𝙽𝚘𝚟 𝟷, 𝟸0𝟸𝟹] 𝙸𝙼𝙿𝚁𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙸𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙰𝙶𝚂 #1 - philzaminecraft (𝟸0𝟸𝟺)