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Random Book

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ecksdee lol shitpost trash xd

A random book where I write random things and shitpost ecks deee
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My Footballer Lover

Louis and you are married since two months and he got a football match, he surprises you then by taking you out on a date, let's see what happens. A/N: what the actual fuck was wrong with 13 year old me, why did i write this trash 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️