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Chaos - Conversa com um deus

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Já se perguntou da sabedoria do Chaos? Ou não sabe quem ele é? 
Simples, posso até resumir para vocês.
Uma divindade segundo a cultura grega, primordial  nossa existência. 
Um ser irreverente,  sem o minimo de empatia social. Porém um carisma estonteante.
Chaos quer apenas se expressar, quebrando a quarta parede, ele ou ela propõe a você uma imersão a um ser em partes nauseante, outrora cômico.  Irreverente e cheio de referencias, ele se abre a você em um único capitulo de pensamentos descoesos inspirados em uma conversa informal. Chaos quer te ensinar algo, o que essa coisa significa só ele sabe.All Rights Reserved

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