She makes me feel weird. Crazy. Like I should do something spontaneous. Like I should kiss her. "Oh shutup with your incessant whining and stop being such a turd." "A turd?" I questioned, laughing at her peculiar word choice. "Yes! You're so laid back and quiet and nerdy and adorable and stupid and--" "Wait. Did you just call me adorable?" She glared at me. "I will circumcise you," she threatens with murderous eyes. I peered at her through my thick-rimmed black glasses. "But I'm adorable." I gave her my terrible puppy dog eyes. Her brown eyes soften and smile at me. "I hate you." I gasp. "I didn't do my homework last night!"All Rights Reserved