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Running from Death

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How does one survive the zombie apocalypse? with quick wit and quick legs. 
Kris Lecher is a track star, a class clown and a self titled world renowned culinarian involving hot pockets, but just as he thinks he is going to make his big break into the highly popular running scene his world is zombified... 
Now as the dead set in on all sides he must adapt and overcome to make it out before its too late....All Rights Reserved

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